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08.01.2010
пост от Irvin
(праздничные истории в условиях сибирской отморозки, часть1)
Мы в Сибири. Мороз – 36. Прохожих не видно. 17:00, город, кажется, вымер. Кажется не от мороза ...
Интервью с Абносом было непредусмотрительно назначено на вечер 1 го января... Интервьюируемый, как ни странно, был доставлен вовремя . Хорошо, когда есть друзья . Тело лежит на диванчике, заботливо прикрытое пледом.
Я немного маячу возле его лица открытой бутылочкой с пивом . Абнос заводил жалом вслед за бутылочкой, открыл один глаз, ...
– Лучше бы вискаря...
Чудно. Если тело оживает, значит интерьвью неминуемо состоится.
– Колой разбавить?
– Нет, с колой не поможет, колу отдельно.
– Что? Говорят, ты опять у Пантелеева в банях на аквапати играешь?
– Ну, типа того...
– Ты теперь диджей?
– Нет.
– А кто ты теперь есть?
– Ещё не знаю, учёные пока слова специального не при думали. Трудятся над этим вопросом... Ещё налей...
– Льда бросить?
– Стой! Лёд не трогай... Лёд, лучше к голове приложить... Не вынимай его из этой штуковины. Хорошо... Легчает... Дай-ка я тебя за титьку пощекочу...
– Ну, блин, ты как всегда... Наглый такой...
– Не пизди, мне можно.
– С чего это тебе вдруг можно стало?
– Вон, в документе записано...
– В каком, нафиг, документе...
– Вон - смотри, клёвый такой, на бутылке висит. Налей-ка мне чуток из этой бутылки.
– Сам налей.
– Сам не могу, руки заняты. Видишь же – одной рукой я пью, а другая... Дай-ка я другой рукой – буду другую тититьку мять. Та интереснее.
– Абнос, ты хамло.
– Не пизди, сам знаю.
Отхожу на безопасное расстояние. Наливаю по пятьдесят капель из этой самой бутылочки...
листаю подвешанный на горлышке “документик” - “чивас 12 иер олд...”
– Абнос, ты что мне тут гонишь, ты знаешь, что тут написано?
– Вот! Если в документе написано, значит не можно, а нужно. Не пизди, дай сюда титьку.
– А у меня муж – боксер.
– Да ну! Гонишь! Нет тут никаких боксёров...
– Внизу, в машине, по телефону болтает... Скоро к нам подтянется...
– Так, стопэ... Ну вас нахрен с вашим интерьвью, мне поспать надо, новый год скоро ...
– Новый год вчера был. Или – позавчера?
– С вами всё ясно. Разбирайтесь – что там с новым годом, вот билет на аквапати. Придёшь – потрещим... Ещё там дудки будут...
– Какие дудки?
– Правильно. Ещё нужны дудки... Ультразвуковые, это мы с доктором Албаном придумали, про дудки... Забери, там где-то диск с фотками валяется .
– Какой ещё диск? С какими фотками?
– Где мы с доктором Албаном... Про дудки... Думаем... Всё, отстань, видишь – на билете написано : “все вопросы к Гаробия... Г оню... Не к Гаробия... К Пантелееву...” ...там телефон есть – вот, в него и звони... Короче - всё! Я занят. Мне...срочно сон досмотреть нужно, очень важный... Пошли все ...
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